samoftheswamp:

A super fun commission I did for @therewillbebeauty of beloved William Wisp

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Commissions!

patrickdiomedes:

homunculus-argument:

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn’t what I got

newshirt:

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“do you know where cornville is?” [gets smacked in the face]

wasyago:

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the ship graveyard oOoOoOoooOo

astraldemise:

one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said “i feel good because i did the right thing”. and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

eternalwormdevouringconneticut:

wctruitt:

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Cowboy and his horse catch some shut-eye.

[Flickr Commons image]

[ID: A black and white photo of a cowboy laying in the grass, sleeping and his horse resting its head on his stomach, also sleeping. /End ID.]

cungadero:

plastic bag floating in the pacific ocean: ahhh im so worthless…my dreams of entering the stomach of a marine animal could never be realized…..

leatherback sea turtle: a transparent floating mass in the water….a delicious jellyfish perchance 😳

guy who doesn’t like turn-based rpgs: let me be clear, i do NOT like turn-based rpgs, fundamentally. but i’m writing this review becau

rainia:

rainia:

WHAT have the prime defenders even achieved beyond the meatball 😂✌️ those dumbasses can only make shit worse 💯 and every single one of them has had a power downgrade 🤪🔥 can’t wait to see how this next session goes 💪😜 I’m sure they’ll do just as well as they’ve always done huh ‼️💥💥💥

twitter posts in the prime defender universe (90% likelihood that the op is le frog)ALT

itzashlynstuff:

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the sweeping edge bug killed my family (literally)

probablybadrpgideas:

Each time someone rolls a Nat 20, they switch places with the DM and continue the story. Call it “Mad Tea Party D&D.”

zoe-oneesama:

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Tease your way into forgetting your problems U_U

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schlattdotgif:

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chuckle sandwich ep. 88

razberrypuck:

extremely fucked up and evil thought about the undersea: so we know there are some laws that, when broken, are punishable by death. gillion has stated before that, as the champion of the undersea, he had a lot of duties and didn’t enjoy many of them. do you think, when a crime of enough severity was committed, that the elders made gillion fulfill the role of executioner.

thomas-goetze-fotografie:

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“I drifted into a summer-nap
under the hot shade of July
serenaded by a cicadae lullaby
to drowsy-warm dreams
of distant thund
er…”
— Terri Guillemets, Summer-nap